{"id":61,"date":"2012-10-10T07:29:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T14:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?p=61"},"modified":"2017-12-11T08:06:01","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T16:06:01","slug":"the-neighbors-pilot-and-the-mall-or-and-you-think-your-neighbors-are-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"The Neighbors: Pilot and The Mall or And You Think YOUR Neighbors Are Weird?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13\" title=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" alt=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-256x103.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-320x129.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-400x161.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><object id=\"_fp_0.8153165839612484\" width=\"640\" height=\"100\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" name=\"player\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"config=%7B%22plugins%22%3A%7B%22sharing%22%3A%7B%22share%22%3Afalse%2C%22callType%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer.sharing-3.2.8.swf%22%7D%7D%2C%22playlist%22%3A%5B%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%5D%2C%22clip%22%3A%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%7D\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer-3.2.8.swf\" \/><embed id=\"_fp_0.8153165839612484\" width=\"640\" height=\"100\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer-3.2.8.swf\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"config=%7B%22plugins%22%3A%7B%22sharing%22%3A%7B%22share%22%3Afalse%2C%22callType%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer.sharing-3.2.8.swf%22%7D%7D%2C%22playlist%22%3A%5B%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%5D%2C%22clip%22%3A%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%7D\" name=\"player\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Hello from our alien friends <a title=\"Click to visit and learn more about The Neighbors at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\">The Neighbors<\/a>!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"ABC Splash banner logo - Click to learn more about The Neighbors!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-14\" title=\"ABC Splash banner logo - Click to learn more about The Neighbors!\" alt=\"ABC Splash banner logo - Click to learn more about The Neighbors!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-256x186.jpg\" width=\"256\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-256x186.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-320x233.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-400x291.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Years ago, forty, to be exact, a short run television series took the American airways by storm. It was called <a title=\"My Favorite Martian\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0056775\/\">My Favorite Martian<\/a>, staring <a title=\"Learn more about Ray Walston on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001827\/\">Ray Walston<\/a> (Boothby from Star Trek, Next Generation) and <a title=\"Learn more about Bill Bixby on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0084642\/\">Bill Bixby<\/a> (the original Hulk). A human-looking alien in a one-man spaceship crash-lands near Los Angeles. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">The ship&#8217;s pilot is, in fact, an anthropologist from Mars and is now stranded on Earth. Tim O&#8217;Hara, a young newspaper reporter for <em>The Los Angeles Sun,<\/em> is on his way home from<a title=\"Learn more about Edwards Air force Base at their official site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.edwards.af.mil\/\"> Edwards Air Force Base<\/a> (where he had gone to report on the flight of a new plane) back to Los Angeles when he spots the spaceship coming down. There is a near collision with the spaceship, causing it to crash.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0056775\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64\" title=\"My Favorite Martian\" alt=\"My Favorite Martian\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/My-Favorite-Martian1.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/My-Favorite-Martian1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/My-Favorite-Martian1-256x94.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/My-Favorite-Martian1-320x118.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/My-Favorite-Martian1-400x147.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Tim takes the Martian in as his roommate and passes him off as his Uncle Martin. Uncle Martin refuses to reveal any of his Martian traits to people other than Tim, to avoid publicity (or panic), and Tim agrees to keep Martin&#8217;s identity a secret while the Martian attempts to repair his ship. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Uncle Martin has various unusual powers: he can raise from his head two retractable antennae and become invisible; he is telepathic and can read and influence minds; he can levitate objects with the motion of his finger; he can communicate with animals; freeze people or objects and he can also speed himself (and other people) up to do work. Naturally, he has little knowledge of Earth or American customs, and as a result, hilarity ensues.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-66\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Pie\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Pie\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Pie.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Pie.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Pie-256x144.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Pie-320x181.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Pie-400x226.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wqKe3npw_iA?list=UU_IpSl6O_-IRAA6fiNs05Gg&amp;hl=en_US\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><strong>Pilot:<\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Since I have been around for a while, the new series, The Neighbors, reminded me of My Favorite Martian. However, in The Neighbors, instead of one lost alien, an entire community comes to Earth to live among humans. Instead of mixing with humanity, they live in a gated community. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">They use books and sports heroes to provide them with their cultural compass to human relations. Each alien member of the community has the name of a sports figure. Dad alien (<a title=\"Learn more about Simon Templeman on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0854742\/\">Simon Templeman<\/a>) is <a title=\"Learn more about Larry Bird at Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Larry_Bird\">Larry Bird<\/a>, Mom alien (<a title=\"Visit and  follow Toks Olagundoye on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ToksOlagundoye\">Toks Olagundoye<\/a>) is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jackie_Joyner-Kersee\">Jackie Joyner Kersee<\/a>, and the children are<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reggie_Jackson\"> Reggie Jackson<\/a> (<a title=\"Visit and follow Tim Jo on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hellotimjo\">Tim Jo<\/a>) and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dick_Butkus\">Dick Butkus<\/a> (<a title=\"Learn more about Ian Patrick on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm3094263\/\">Ian Patrick<\/a>).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">This time, instead of a damaged space ship, the bad news for our alien friends is something as benign as a communications device without a charger. Naturally, with no charger, they get the equivalent of a low battery signal, and no contact from home.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-67\" title=\"The Neighbors S1X01Marty and Debbie 1\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1X01Marty and Debbie 1\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1X01Marty-and-Debbie-1.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1X01Marty-and-Debbie-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1X01Marty-and-Debbie-1-256x140.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1X01Marty-and-Debbie-1-320x175.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1X01Marty-and-Debbie-1-400x219.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_SSOQBbwXBU?list=UU_IpSl6O_-IRAA6fiNs05Gg&amp;hl=en_US\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Their first encounter is with a family that moves into the community and into the very first house that has come up for sale in ten years. The Weavers only real hope when they move into the very attractive neighborhood is that the neighbors be normal. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">They first notice the very odd behaviour of their neighbors when they first encounter them in their driveway. Everyone has pie. What a pleasant welcome. Debbie Weaver (<a title=\"Learn more about Jami Gertz on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000415\/\">Jami Gertz<\/a>) says it best, \u201cWe are living among a cult of golf cart driving pie makers. My God, Marty, what are we going to do?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Dinner\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Dinner\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Dinner.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Dinner.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Dinner-256x144.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Dinner-320x180.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Dinner-400x225.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">In the real world, I would suggest leaving, but we know that will not happen. Debbie\u2019s next remark about dinner the next evening is, \u201cIt better not be weird.\u201d Too late, it definitely is weird. The alien family with the many different last names does not eat. Instead, they spend a lot of time reading. This alone is odd in a society that spends most of its time watching television and surfing the net.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-70\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Flying plate\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Flying plate\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Flying-plate.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Flying-plate.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Flying-plate-256x143.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Flying-plate-320x179.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Flying-plate-400x223.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Marty (<a title=\"Visit and follow Lenny Venito on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LennyVenito\">Lenny Venito<\/a>) assumes that their neighbors are European. It seems that Europeans throw their dinner plates and cutlery out of the window instead of washing it. Debbie handles that odd behaviour quite well. She barely misses a beat as she and Jackie discuss careers vs. Being a stay-at-home wife and mother. It seems that Jackie is a straight out of the sixties mom.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">As they continue to speak, we also learn that Larry was the one who was pregnant with their two alien children. Now that is a biological experience <a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-71\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Marty learns about bossing\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Marty learns about bossing\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Marty-learns-about-bossing-208x192.jpg\" width=\"208\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Marty-learns-about-bossing-208x192.jpg 208w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Marty-learns-about-bossing-320x294.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Marty-learns-about-bossing-400x368.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Marty-learns-about-bossing.jpg 613w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a>I would find appealing. Men can be the incubators for a change.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Out in the living room, the men are discussing careers. Larry is independently wealthy. Of course, Marty also discovers that Larry\u2019s wife does what he tells her. We know that is not going to go over well. Marty\u2019s expression when he learns that Jackie is a Stepford Wife, is priceless.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Upstairs, the kids are getting to know each other better. Apparently, Reggie Jackson and Dick Butkus do not have beds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Dick Butkus also knows one trick that sends both of the Weaver children screaming down the stairs. Larry Bird has the best line of the show so far; \u201cOh dear, I am afraid that little Dick may have exposed himself again.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01The real aliens\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01The real aliens\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01The-real-aliens.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01The-real-aliens.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01The-real-aliens-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01The-real-aliens-320x178.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01The-real-aliens-400x222.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Moments later, the Zabvronian clan arrives at the Weavers. Time to come clean. Again, the reaction of Mom and Dad Weaver is perfect.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-74\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Kids screaming\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Kids screaming\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Kids-screaming.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Kids-screaming.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Kids-screaming-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Kids-screaming-320x178.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Kids-screaming-400x222.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Explanations are in order, admits Jackie, who informs the Weavers that, \u201cWe hail from the planet Zabron. A decade ago we were deployed to investigate if Earth would make a nice home should temperatures on our planet continue to rise.\u201d Being the nice neighborly aliens that they are, Larry Bird and Jackie say they will not stop the Weavers from telling the world about them should they wish. But it would be better if they could trust the Zabronians and stay. They could learn much from each other.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Shocked Weavers\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Shocked Weavers\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Shocked-Weavers.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Shocked-Weavers.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Shocked-Weavers-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Shocked-Weavers-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Shocked-Weavers-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">The next morning, while the Weavers worry about if they should call the police, flee, or stay, Jackie and Larry Bird discuss their own problem, should they pay the high price to recharge the poopod. Larry decides the price is too great and dismisses his wife. This does not go well.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-76\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Kicked out\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Kicked out\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Kicked-out.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Kicked-out.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Kicked-out-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Kicked-out-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Kicked-out-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Larry shows up at the Weavers, \u201cJackie Joyner-Kersee kicked me out\u201d. Naturally, things escalate somewhat. Debbie Weaver walks out to commiserate with Jackie and Larry Bird commiserates with Marty. The conversations are a bit odd, but there is definitely an understanding growing out of the relationships.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Recharging\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Recharging\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Recharging.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Recharging.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Recharging-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Recharging-320x176.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Recharging-400x220.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Jackie asks Dick Butkus to go out to the garage and prepare the poopod. Debbie is impressed with Dick\u2019s obedience until Jackie says that she will miss him. Apparently, according to Larry, Dick will be sent far into the future where he will be raised by his own grandchildren, \u201che will have a wonderful, happy life, but we will never get to see Dick Butkus again.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Missing Dick\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01 Missing Dick\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Missing-Dick.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Missing-Dick.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Missing-Dick-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Missing-Dick-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Missing-Dick-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Max Weaver sees Dick in the garage and tattles on him to the two dads. When they figure out what\u2019s up, they rush to the garage to save Dick. Debbie reaches Dick first, hollering at him to stop. Startled, he tosses the poopod and Debbie catches it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Marty, Larry Bird and Jackie show up moments later. Jackie asks Debbie to give her the poopod, at which point, Jackie smashes it on the garage floor. Fortunately, Larry Bird is glad that Jackie destroyed the poopod. Hopefully, the rest of the group feels the same way about losing communications with their home planet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Marty has a good speech at the end of the episode, \u201cthey cut my salary three years in a row now, I\u2019m forty-five, I\u2019m never going to be what I hoped I was going to be, I know that. So I reached \u2013 for a townhouse on a golf course. I reached. I figured that, at least this way, when Amber left for college, she\u2019d be leaving a home with marble counter tops\u201d. Fortunately for Marty, and the continuation of the story, Debbie agrees. Marty did good.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\/index\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01Yay\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01Yay\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Yay.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Yay.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Yay-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Yay-320x176.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01Yay-400x220.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Larry Bird and Jackie Joyner-Kersee overhear the conversation. The Weavers are staying. Zabronians, rejoice! \u201cYay&#8230;.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">I have to admit, I am enjoying this show, especially the music the producers have chosen to include, \u201cGood Morning\u201d and, \u201dWe\u2019ll Meet Again\u201d. With this show, we will definitely meet again.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 15pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Episode Two \u2013 The Mall:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/281tAJgWQX8?rel=0\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Debbie has reservations about the aliens\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-88\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Debbie has reservations about the aliens\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Debbie has reservations about the aliens\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Debbi-has-reservations-about-the-aliens-400x275.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Debbi-has-reservations-about-the-aliens-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Debbi-has-reservations-about-the-aliens-256x176.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Debbi-has-reservations-about-the-aliens-320x220.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Debbi-has-reservations-about-the-aliens.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>It seems that Debbie Weaver has a few reservations about living next to aliens. The episode opens with Debbie and Marty out for a job around the neighborhood. They are fitting in well and the alien neighbors are being friendly and pleasant, until, that is, they reach Larry Bird and Jackie Joyner-Kersee\u2019s home. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">The two are making off with their kids. Fortunately, it was a dream&#8230;actually, a nightmare. Every nightmare that Debbie has is followed by a discussion with the neighbors, \u201cYou have my word as a mother that we would never do anything to harm you or your children.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Debbie seems to be developing a few phobias as well. She thinks that Jackie Joyner-Kersee is spying on her. Oddly, that is exactly what Jackie believes that Debbie is doing. Even more, Larry Bird does not have as high an opinion of Marty as he might hope. So, they decide that they will have as little to do with the Weavers as possible.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus dressed for the mall\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-89\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus dressed for the mall\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus dressed for the mall\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-dressed-for-the-mall-400x275.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-dressed-for-the-mall-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-dressed-for-the-mall-256x176.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-dressed-for-the-mall-320x220.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-dressed-for-the-mall.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">I like this switch around. During the first episode, we learned about the Weavers experience with meeting aliens for the first time. This second episode, the roles are reversed and it would seem that humans are not as exciting and impressive as we think we are.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">It would seem that the alien children have other ideas. Dick Butkus arrives at the door of the Weavers dressed in a classic golfing outfit. He would like Marty Weaver and family to convince his parental units to permit him and his sibling, Reggie Jackson, to attend public school. How fun. They will fit right in \u2013 not.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Speaking of fitting in, the Weavers remind Larry and Jackie that the children might need some new clothing so they do not look like nerds at school. \u00a0Human children can be so <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Doug Jones guest stars\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-90\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Doug Jones guest stars\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Doug Jones guest stars\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Doug-Jones-guest-stars-400x275.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Doug-Jones-guest-stars-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Doug-Jones-guest-stars-256x176.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Doug-Jones-guest-stars-320x220.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Doug-Jones-guest-stars.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">cruel.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Debbie makes a point that, \u201cneighbors look out for one another. They help each other. They do not abduct one another&#8230;\u201d Larry Bird, getting a bit miffed, rebukes Debbie, \u201cwould you get off it, we don\u2019t want your dumb children\u201d. I agree, Larry Bird. They are rather dumb.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Debbie, again attempting to make everyone feel at home, leads the kids in applause. Doing so, of course, leads the kids to follow suit which results in slimed humans. The kids have taken on their natural form. \u201cYep,\u201d Marty adds, \u201cthey\u2019re going to blend right in.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Everyone is going to the mall. As they get into the family car, the kids are screaming at each other. Debbie tries to get them to speak more quietly until Marty yells at the kids, \u201cMax! (<a title=\"Visit and follow Max Charles on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMaxCharles\">Max Charles<\/a>) Everyone\u2019s miserable. It\u2019s called being a family. Get in the car!\u201d Gee, I wonder where the kids learned to yell at each other&#8230;hmm, that\u2019s a tough one. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Fun at the mall\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-91\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Fun at the mall\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Fun at the mall\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Fun-at-the-mall-400x275.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Fun-at-the-mall-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Fun-at-the-mall-256x176.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Fun-at-the-mall-320x220.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Fun-at-the-mall.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Poor Larry Bird must inform his community of alien inhabitants about the perils he and his family will now face. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">They must leave the safety of the gated community, not to obtain much needed supplies, or to intercede in an intergalactic war, no, instead, they must venture forth to obtain clothing so Reggie Jackson and Dick Butkus will not be seen as nerds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Since they cannot travel to the mall in a golf cart, Marty tells Larry and family that they are traveling in the family car. True to form, a simple ride to the mall becomes a frightening experience, \u201cWe\u2019re going to die, we\u2019re going to die!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus makes out like a bandit at the mall\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-94\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus makes out like a bandit at the mall\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x02 - Dick Butkus makes out like a bandit at the mall\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-makes-out-like-a-bandit-at-the-mall-400x275.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-makes-out-like-a-bandit-at-the-mall-400x275.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-makes-out-like-a-bandit-at-the-mall-256x176.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-makes-out-like-a-bandit-at-the-mall-320x220.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x02-Dick-Butkus-makes-out-like-a-bandit-at-the-mall.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Marty assures Larry and family that his vehicle is one of the safest on the road. He then runs over one of the aliens. This is slapstick at its finest. No one is hurt and they continue to the mall, a wondrous place to explore and marvel over.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Our alien family learn about escalators, overweight people eating junk food and the strange behaviour of a mother and daughter if, at any time, they choose to go shopping together. Apparently, it is not pretty!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">This was a wonderful episode that has set the stage for more adventures by the aliens we have come to love known as The Neighbors! Tune in on ABC each week and follow this fun science fiction comedic series when we continue our analysis of The Neighbors!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WormholeRiders\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-24\" title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" alt=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-192x192.png\" width=\"152\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-192x192.png 192w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-320x320.png 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark.png 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" \/><\/a>Thanks to <a title=\"Click to visit and follow WR_Systems (Kenn) on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WR_Systems\" target=\"_blank\">Kenn<\/a> for final staging of the audio video embeds and images in this news article and thanks to you for stopping by <a title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/wormholeriders\" target=\"_blank\">WormholeRiders News Agency!! <\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">We look forward to seeing more of you here at our review site dedicated to our wonderful aliens friends known as <a title=\"Click to visit and learn more about The Neighbors at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\">The Neighbors<\/a>!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Please feel free to leave a comment here, click an icon below to share this interview with your friends, or you can <a title=\"Click to visit and follow ArcticGoddess1 (Patricia) on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ArcticGoddess1\" target=\"_blank\">visit and follow me on Twitter<\/a> by clicking on my avatar to the right.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"Click to visit and follow ArcticGoddess1 (Patricia) on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ArcticGoddess1\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-164\" title=\"Click to visit and follow ArcticGoddess1 (Patricia) on Twitter!\" alt=\"Click to visit and follow ArcticGoddess1 (Patricia) on Twitter!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/sanctuary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/ArcticGoddess1-PatriciaBertrand-230.jpg\" width=\"185\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Regards,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Thank you. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"Click to visit and follow ArcticGoddess1 (Patricia) on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ArcticGoddess1\" target=\"_blank\">ArcticGoddess1<\/a> (Patricia)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello from our alien friends The Neighbors! Years ago, forty, to be exact, a short run television series took the American airways by storm. It was called My Favorite Martian, staring Ray Walston (Boothby from Star Trek, Next Generation) and Bill Bixby (the original Hulk). A human-looking alien in a one-man spaceship crash-lands near Los&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?p=61\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The Neighbors: Pilot and The Mall or And You Think YOUR Neighbors Are Weird?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,6,25,15,41,29,36,22,37,31,24,32,23,33,10,7,28,40,34,19,18,27,13,9,35,12,8,17,42,20,5,48,49,14,21,11,16],"tags":[361,357,347,370,360,367,354,368,362,46,356,363,355,364,342,44,339,359,365,351,43,350,358,345,341,366,344,340,349,51,371,45,352,50,337,346,353,343,348,26],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aaron-kaplan","category-abc-studios","category-aliya-astaphan","category-americus-abesamis","category-bill-bixby","category-chris-koch","category-christopher-m-foster","category-clara-mamet","category-craig-weiss","category-dan-fogelman","category-doug-jones","category-elizabeth-berger","category-ian-patrick","category-isaac-aptaker","category-isabella-cramp","category-jami-gertz","category-jeffrey-morton","category-kapital-entertainment","category-karla-stevens","category-katherine-tokarz","category-laura-lamonaco","category-lenny-venito","category-malcolm-bowen","category-max-charles","category-michele-tyminski","category-mobin-khan","category-my-favorite-martian","category-ningning-deng","category-ray-walston","category-simon-templeman","category-the-neighbors","category-the-neighbors-s1x01-pilot","category-the-neighbors-s1x02-the-mall","category-tim-jo","category-toks-olagundoye","category-tracy-weisert","category-trisity-cameron","tag-aaron-kaplan","tag-aliya-astaphan","tag-americus-abesamis","tag-bill-bixby","tag-chris-koch","tag-christopher-m-foster","tag-clara-mamet","tag-craig-weiss","tag-dan-fogelman","tag-dick-butkus","tag-doug-jones","tag-elizabeth-berger","tag-ian-patrick","tag-isaac-aptaker","tag-isabella-cramp","tag-jackie-joyner-kersee","tag-jami-gertz","tag-jeffrey-morton","tag-karla-stevens","tag-katherine-tokarz","tag-larry-bird","tag-laura-lamonaco","tag-lenny-venito","tag-malcolm-bowen","tag-max-charles","tag-michele-tyminski","tag-mobin-khan","tag-my-favorite-martian","tag-ningning-deng","tag-pilot","tag-ray-walston","tag-reggie-jackson","tag-simon-templeman","tag-the-mall","tag-the-neighbors","tag-tim-jo","tag-toks-olagundoye","tag-tracy-weisert","tag-trisity-cameron","tag-zabrvonians"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2033,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/2033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}