{"id":96,"date":"2012-10-17T06:44:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T13:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?p=96"},"modified":"2017-12-11T08:05:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T16:05:34","slug":"the-neighbors-bathroom-etiquette-means-sometimes-lessons-need-a-dirty-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"The Neighbors: Things Just Got Real Because Sometimes We Need Housewives Together!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13\" title=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" alt=\"The Neighbors banner logo - Click to learn more at the official ABC web site!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-256x103.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-320x129.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Nighbors-banner-logo-400x161.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><object id=\"_fp_0.8153165839612484\" width=\"640\" height=\"100\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" name=\"player\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"config=%7B%22plugins%22%3A%7B%22sharing%22%3A%7B%22share%22%3Afalse%2C%22callType%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer.sharing-3.2.8.swf%22%7D%7D%2C%22playlist%22%3A%5B%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%5D%2C%22clip%22%3A%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%7D\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer-3.2.8.swf\" \/><embed id=\"_fp_0.8153165839612484\" width=\"640\" height=\"100\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer-3.2.8.swf\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"config=%7B%22plugins%22%3A%7B%22sharing%22%3A%7B%22share%22%3Afalse%2C%22callType%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/flowplayer.sharing-3.2.8.swf%22%7D%7D%2C%22playlist%22%3A%5B%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%5D%2C%22clip%22%3A%7B%22pageUrl%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors%22%2C%22autoPlay%22%3Atrue%2C%22autobuffering%22%3Atrue%2C%22bufferlength%22%3A32%2C%22url%22%3A%22http%3A\/\/wormholeriders.org\/audiox\/TheNeighborsTrailer-ABC-Network-clip.mp3%22%7D%7D\" name=\"player\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Welcome back to <a title=\"Click to visit and learn more about The Neighbors at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\">The Neighbors<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-14\" title=\"ABC Splash banner logo - Click to learn more about The Neighbors!\" alt=\"ABC Splash banner logo - Click to learn more about The Neighbors!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-256x186.jpg\" width=\"219\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-256x186.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-320x233.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo-400x291.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/ABC-Splash-banner-logo.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Well friends, it was bound to become reality, we knew it was going to happen. We all knew there would be a day when the inevitable would occur \u2013 the neighbors, neighbors would need their old friends around to be reassured that they were actually the normal ones!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Speaking of normal, for your enjoyment, below is a fun video courtesy of <a title=\"Click to visit and learn more about The Neighbors at the official ABC web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\" target=\"_blank\">ABC<\/a> about the celebrities chatting with <a title=\"Click to learn more about Carla B and The Chew at the official ABC Network web site!\" href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-chew\" target=\"_blank\">Carla B of The Chew<\/a> discussing their great new science fiction comedy series.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RXEfD_0ZADE?rel=0\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 15pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Things Just Got Real:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"> The episode opens with Debbie Weaver (<a title=\"Learn more about Jami Gertz on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000415\/\">Jami Gertz<\/a>) enjoying a relaxing afternoon reading. Naturally, her quiet afternoon does not last long. Jackie Joyner-Kersee (<a title=\"Visit and  follow Toks Olagundoye on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ToksOlagundoye\">Toks Olagundoye<\/a>) soon joins her after climbing over the top of a fence only to fall into the bushes below. Poor Jackie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/?attachment_id=100\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-100\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-100\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Debbie Weaver 1\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Debbie Weaver 1\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Debbie-Weaver-1.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Debbie-Weaver-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Debbie-Weaver-1-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Debbie-Weaver-1-320x178.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Debbie-Weaver-1-400x223.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Apparently, she has not had any close friends for over 200 years. It is hard to have close friends when your husband is supreme leader, says Jackie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">In the driveway, Larry Bird (<a title=\"Learn more about Simon Templeman on IMDB\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0854742\/\">Simon Templeman<\/a>) is teaching his son, Reggie Jackson (<a title=\"Visit and follow Tim Jo on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hellotimjo\">Tim Jo<\/a>), how to clean the space ship. Reggie seems to already know everything. Typical teenager. Since he knows everything, he is also not particularly interested. Instead, Marty Weaver\u2019s (<a title=\"Visit and follow Lenny Venito on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LennyVenito\">Lenny Venito<\/a>) work on his classic Trans-Am is much more interesting.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Oil spray\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Oil spray\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Oil-spray.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Oil-spray.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Oil-spray-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Oil-spray-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Oil-spray-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Mr. Weaver, \u201ccall me Marty\u201d, is changing the oil. It is clear that Reggie is more impressed with the human species than he is with his own dad. So, Larry needs to do something impressive. Accidentally spraying Marty with motor oil is not it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-103\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 The aliens peeking\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 The aliens peeking\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-The-aliens-peeking.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-The-aliens-peeking.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-The-aliens-peeking-256x145.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-The-aliens-peeking-320x181.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-The-aliens-peeking-400x226.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Debbie and Marty are less than pleased at the latest experiences with their neighbors. The most reasonable solution seems to be to spend more time with humans. A poker game is in order for the guys, and a trip to a bar for sangria is the plan for the ladies. As Marty explains it, \u201cno explaining, no green slime\u201d, what could be better; other than, perhaps, no aliens.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-104\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Community pain\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Community pain\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Community-pain.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Community-pain.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Community-pain-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Community-pain-320x178.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Community-pain-400x222.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Speaking of aliens, the neighbors have other strange behaviours that are just now coming to light. They have an unusual interest in Debbie and Marty\u2019s hair. Hopefully we will find out why later on. A second odd thing about Larry in particular, we find out, is that because he is their leader, if he feels pain or rejection, the whole community feels it with him.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-105\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Lying\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Lying\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Lying.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Lying.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Lying-256x142.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Lying-320x178.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Lying-400x223.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">So, the Weavers must tread carefully. They must lie to Larry and Jackie. No problem. Humans are good at lying. Once Larry and Jackie learn that they really should not come to the Weaver\u2019s evening, they determine that they really should come.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Television on the phone\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Television on the phone\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Television-on-the-phone.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Television-on-the-phone.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Television-on-the-phone-256x145.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Television-on-the-phone-320x182.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Television-on-the-phone-400x227.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Luckily, Reggie Jackson has taken Amber Weaver\u2019s phone. He shows his mother how \u201c<a title=\"Click to learn more about The Real Housewives of New Jersey!\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Real_Housewives_of_New_Jersey\" target=\"_blank\">The Real Housewives of New Jersey<\/a>\u201d act. \u00a0Yes, humans watch television on the telephone. \u00a0Reggie provides his mother with the necessary information, \u201cthe job of a real housewife is to denigrate other housewives, stir up controversy when \u00a0ever possible, talk about how rich your husband is, and occasionally say really melodramatic things to the camera\u201d. Not a problem. Jackie should be a pro.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Sadly, the very first thing that our alien heroes seem to access is the very worst of human culture. Jackie is all ready to head to the evening at the Weavers looking very unlike a lady from a conservative neighborhood. Larry tells Marty he is there to dominate the men, Jackie adds that she is there to hang with the bitches. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Upset, but polite, Marty and Debbie excuse themselves to the kitchen, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mork_%26_Mindy\">Mork and Mindy<\/a> are making small talk with our friends in our living room. What are we going to do?\u201d It seems that they will do absolutely nothing. If they upset Larry, the neighbors will be out in the street weeping and wailing; a little hard to explain to their guests.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-107\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Jackie talks to a plant\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Jackie talks to a plant\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Jackie-talks-to-a-plant.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Jackie-talks-to-a-plant.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Jackie-talks-to-a-plant-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Jackie-talks-to-a-plant-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Jackie-talks-to-a-plant-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">With the men playing poker, the ladies are enjoying drinks at a local pub. Jackie is doing her best to stay in character according to what she was watching on the phone, as she does, she seems to have picked a plant to talk to, and she accuses the husbands of Debbie\u2019s friends of having an affair. Naturally, things do not go well. An argument ensues.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-108\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 winning at poker\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 winning at poker\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-winning-at-poker.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-winning-at-poker.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-winning-at-poker-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-winning-at-poker-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-winning-at-poker-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Meanwhile, yes, Larry dominates the humans by winning at poker. As he does so, and Marty tries to get rid of him, he announces that the true reason they are all there is to honour their fathers. Where Larry comes from&#8230;the U.K., interrupts \u00a0Marty , there is a certain procedure to follow. Poor Reggie must emit a high pitched noise to show respect. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">This, of course, leads to an unburdening by the men in the room. I am forced to wonder what these guys will think about Marty and his new neighbors the next day, once they have had an opportunity to thing the events of the previous evening through.\u00a0 Will there be questions, or will they not want to have anything to do with Marty again in the future?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-110\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Fight fight\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Fight fight\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Fight-fight.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Fight-fight.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Fight-fight-256x143.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Fight-fight-320x179.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Fight-fight-400x223.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Back at the bar, the argument between the ladies is getting a little out of hand. Debbie tries to put an end to the squabbling, only to be told by her friends that she is always trying to tell them what to do. Jackie continues to make her remarks to know one in particular. Debbie has had enough, \u201cthis is exactly why I didn\u2019t want you to come.\u201d Poor Jackie looks hurt by Debbie\u2019s candid remark.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-111\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 running\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 running\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-running.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-running.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-running-256x139.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-running-320x174.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-running-400x217.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Things have not improved back at the poker game. Marty has had enough as well. Out in the street Larry argues that he is mystified by the need that everyone seems to have for him to fit in, \u201cif I wish to do as I please, whose life am I ruining?\u201d A very touching response from Reggie clarifies the entire episode, \u201cmine&#8230;you wanted my father tribute, here I go, I will never forget my father; how he brought me to a strange planet without even asking me, and how he refused to adapt.\u201d Like most teenagers, his final words before dashing into his house are, \u201cI hate you\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-112\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Going to jump\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Going to jump\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Going-to-jump-400x271.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Going-to-jump-400x271.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Going-to-jump-256x174.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Going-to-jump-320x217.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Going-to-jump.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">It seems that, human or alien, teenagers really are not that different. Fathers and sons are also quite similar, especially when they run into the house all upset.Naturally, the community does not take this well, \u201cI can\u2019t take it anymore. I\u2019m going to jump.\u201d Somehow, the suicide attempt loses significance when the drop is only a few feet. I wonder if this is the same guy that Marty accidentally ran over in the last episode.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">In the ladies room, Jackie tells Debbie that she understands that Debbie wants to be with her real friends, so she will not be ruining any more of her evenings. Debbie attempts to explain that sometimes she and Marty just want to be around people like themselves. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Jackie says that she understands, it is hard for her and Larry all the time too. They have to dumb things down for Debbie and Marty. \u00a0However, despite their differences, Jackie sees right through Debbie\u2019s friends, who, it turns out, are not real friends. I guess that means that we will not be seeing these human friends again after all.<a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-113\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Bathroom Etiquette\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 Bathroom Etiquette\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Bathroom-Etiquette-400x221.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Bathroom-Etiquette-400x221.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Bathroom-Etiquette-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Bathroom-Etiquette-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-Bathroom-Etiquette.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Back with the guys, Marty gets to play counsellor to Larry who busily continues to compare the human race to gerbils. What is actually happening though, and Larry finally acknowledges it, is he is afraid that his group may be stuck on Earth for a very long time. Being marooned on Earth may mean that his children will forget where they came from. After a story about his family, it becomes clear that Marty has gotten through to Larry.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">Larry uses his new found knowledge to chat with Reggie, showing that he has learned to adapt somewhat. He has stolen the Weavers television so that he and Reggie can watch it together. How nice that Reggie Jackson and Larry Bird have grown closer. I hope that the Weavers get some kind of reward from the Zabvonians for all the educating in the humanities that they are doing.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-114\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x03 TV\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x03 TV\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-TV.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-TV.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-TV-256x141.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-TV-320x177.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x03-TV-400x221.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\">At first I was not sure what the title of this episode had to do with its content. After all, the only bathroom scene in the episode is when Debbie and Jackie have a chat about Debbie\u2019s friends and their relationship as neighbors. Obviously, sitting on a dirty bathroom floor is not a desirable behaviour, but learning that this might not be a good idea takes a back seat to learning which relationships are better than others. It seems that both the Zabvonians and the Weavers have much to teach each other.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beta.abc.go.com\/shows\/the-neighbors\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5\" title=\"The Neighbors S1x01 - The real aliens selfs\" alt=\"The Neighbors S1x01 - The real aliens selfs\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Real-selfs.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Real-selfs.jpg 640w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Real-selfs-256x139.jpg 256w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Real-selfs-320x174.jpg 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/The-Neighbors-S1x01-Real-selfs-400x217.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Calibri'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Calibri';\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Calibri';\"><a title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WormholeRiders\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-24\" title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" alt=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" src=\"http:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-192x192.png\" width=\"152\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-192x192.png 192w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-320x320.png 320w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark-400x400.png 400w, https:\/\/wormholeriders.net\/tn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/WormholeRiders-New-Logo-302S-Dark.png 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" \/><\/a>Thanks to <a title=\"Click to visit and follow WR_Systems (Kenn) on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WR_Systems\" target=\"_blank\">Kenn<\/a> for final staging of the audio video embeds and images in this news article and thanks to you for stopping by <a title=\"Click to visit and follow WormholeRiders News Agency on Twitter!\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/wormholeriders\" target=\"_blank\">WormholeRiders News Agency!! 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Well friends, it was bound to become reality, we knew it was going to happen. We all knew there would be a day when the inevitable would occur \u2013 the neighbors, neighbors would need their old friends around to be reassured that they were actually the normal ones! 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